I absolutely love morning shows on the radio! I work overnight so when I get off, I flip between the morning shows when I’m not preparing for a group fitness class. One of my favorite personalities is Headkrack on the Rickey Smiley morning show.
He gives S/Os to people all the time and he just keeps going and going and going and they always “krack” me up!!!
I am going to give a few S/Os “HeadKrack” style!
Welcome to Day 3 of the 2nd 7 Day Mini Blog Challenge Party!
Today’s Prompt – Humorous
Forgive me if this doesn’t make you laugh! You can read A Day in the Life: My Name is NOT Joanne. Readers thought it was pretty funny!
S/O = Shout out in case you were wondering! These are completely random annoyances!
S/O to passenger seat drivers!
S/O to people that visit your house and park their car in the middle of the driveway blocking everyone in.
S/O to bloggers that still have captcha AND bloggers who read your post from a FB group, then come back to the Facebook group to leave a comment instead of on your post!
S/O to the people who say I’m only fit because I haven’t had kids.
S/O to all the waiters that explain to what medium rare is when I order my steak (particularly at Hibachi restaurants) but they don’t explain it to the person sitting next to me 😉
S/O to people who spell my name J-O-Y on social networks in direct response to a post from J-O-I! Oh and to the parents for their home training of children that call me Joi with no handle.
S/O to people who say “You didn’t/don’t know that” when I ask a question!!! – This one really annoys me…my name is not google!
S/O to customers in my drive-thru on Medicaid pushing Cadillac Escalades.
S/O to people who think they can throw down but their food taste mediocre at best!
S/O to whoever determines which Red Box DVDs won’t allow you to skip the previews!
That’s all I got folks! We are keeping it brief this week! There’s a lot of party spirit going around and I don’t won’t to lose you!
Rx Fitness Lady wants to know…
- Will you please humor me and S/O a personal annoyance?
- Which one of my S/O’s resonates with you?
- What morning show is your favorite?
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LOVE the S/O!!!
S/O to the people who block the entire aisle with their grocery cart!
S/O to the people who think I have it easy b/c the twins have a “built in playmate”
S/O to the people in my classes who need to sweat the most complain the most
Ahhhhh that felt good. Thanks Joi!!!
Allie recently posted…Random Acts of Funny – Toddler Style
Your post about your name is not Joanne was really funny!
And what is up with people who park in the middle of your driveway? Seriously!
I think it’s ridiculous that people would say you are only fit because you haven’t had kids. They are also implying that mothers are all fat and lazy. Umm, yeah, neither of those things are true.
I’m going to give a S/O to myself because I totally jacked up your linky by putting in my single post when I’m blogging all week. I’ve been kicking myself in the but ever since. S/O to people who don’t follow directions on linkies!
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S/O to the thieves who think they are so slick but aren’t fooling anyone except themselves!
Lol!! And smh at some of these!! You know what drives me crazy people who put nasty looking food on IG…WHY?! Lol!! Also bump whoever says you are for because you don’t have kids!! I can see you now hold your babies with those guns of yours!! also–l can’t with the Medicaid and escalades….I mean…really doe? Smh.
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I would love if I could hear Rickey Smiley but we don’t get him here. Lemme seeeee, S/O to people who bring a box cake recipe over here for a cookout when they know I can throw down with the real thang. I wanna say – “no you didn’t.”
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These are hilarious! Rickey Smiley is a mess! Medicaid and an Escalade though? Are you serious??? LOL! How about S/O to my neighbor who after a snow storm will park their car in front MY house, in MY parking spot that I just shoveled out.
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Oh my goodness! I can completely identify with these. I HATE CAPTCHA! I swear I’m half-robot because I get it wrong 1/2 of the time!
My shout-out is when someone sees something you’ve posted on Facebook and they post it on their page WITHOUT liking, commenting OR sharing from your page. I don’t get it.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Wishing you a lovely day.
xoxo
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Look here Joy……I don’t care how you spell your name I am illiterate I am going to spell it Joy even though I see clearly it is not spelled like that cause I don’t read pages I just comment not knowing what posts are about and disregard what the title is. I disregard what people’s names are and just call them what I want……………*low side eye*
Don’t you hate when people just disregard things and don’t read.
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You are too much Kita! Lmbo!
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Uh hmmmmm. When I order steak I order rare. I’ll get the waiter that says “Did you say well?” Nooooo, “Rare, honey. I like the cow to moo.” And much like you, they never ask my husband to repeat his Medium Rare order to confirm that’s what he meant.
And DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON people with Medicaid that are big pimpin in nice cars and talking on expensive phones.
Joi(not Joy) we would totally have a fun time sitting at the mall people watching, giving S/O’s.haha
Great post! My girls and I were on the radio just this morning! It was so much fun! :)-Ashley
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Love your shout-outs!!!
Why would anyone say that you are only fit because you haven’t had kids?! What does that even mean???
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Cracking up at “my name is not Google”!! Gotta use that one. My S/O is to people who think that I am 911 and 411. Can’t help y’all! Can I direct you to the appropriate responders? LOL!!!!!
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S/O to my neighbors who leave their car running with the radio blasting at all hours.
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Oh no! Do you call the cops? I would in a heartbeat.
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I’ve called when it’s late at night.
Oh I am a passenger seat driver but only to my husband so I think that’s ok! I want to S/O to all those people that run into you on the sidewalk (hard) with their massive backpacks and just keep going like you were a mere stick in the road.
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Haaaaaa!!!! I love this! You’ve got some good shout outs. S/O to my patients who can’t afford that $4 prescription but smoke 3 packs of cig’s per day! S/O to the dude who drives 20 MPH on a one lane parkway. Special S/O to my husband for fixing that delicious wish pie and air salmon last night. Woot! #mbc
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S/O to my neighbors who parked their RV on the front lawn and dumped the RV toilet waste into the gutter. (yesss, the authorities were called.)
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Hahaha Joi!! You’re right your post on “My Name is NOT Joanne” was too funny! I’ll still go back through and read it and, NO.Joi.I’m.not.stalking.you! Bahaha! Anywho…I have too many S/Os to mention so I won’t even go there! You hit the nail on the head with people.who.refuse.to.leave.a.comment.on.your.blog, especially when they said they read it…HUH? I mean, they act as if they’ll commit some kind of sin if they dare comment…go figure! Oh and those ill-mannered little kids who REFUSE to address you correctly…ummm it’s so NOT cute PARENTS! Too funny at the people who think their food taste good…HILARIOUS! I’m not mad at ya, I’ll just laugh at ya…seriously, you mean to tell me NO ONE in your life has sat you down and told you the truth! Leave the pies and cakes to Sis. So-and-So and you go sit down somewhere!! See Joi, I didn’t need to write a humorous post…you just made me laugh! hahaha 🙂
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I guess you don’t want to be called, “Johnson?” lol!
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Shout outs are so cathartic.
S/O to the driver who I let get in front of me who doesn’t even acknowledge my existence
S/O to the telemarketing recording that calls my house everyday to offer air duct cleaning.
I can identify with your shout out of the driveway parking – we share a driveway with our neighbors and I can’t stand when their guests block me in!
Whew, I feel better. Thanks Joi (with an i)!
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This is too funny! Especially the Medicaid Escalades..OMG! I get the FB response to a blog too…lol
S/O to the folks I never talk to (barely even know) asking for a loan.
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S/o to everyone who assumes I’m a student at work and is disrespectful until I say my title. Lol
Love your shoutouts!
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Joi, you crazy! Ha! Loved your S/O about Medicaid and Escalades and people who check out your post from fb page and leave comment there instead of on blog. True dat! I am killing myself laughing over here. I like Rickey Smiley but Steve Harvey is my favorite morning show. And I don’t get to hear him nearly as much as I used to since I became a WAHM a year ago. Not in the car at that time of morning no mo’.
S/O to the rude folks that walk right in front of me when I’m looking at an item on the shelf at the store! S/O to the folks that take up two parking spaces b/c they didn’t want to back up and try it again!
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The people who spell “Joy” – that one resonates with me. My sister is named Lindsay. She has a fan page for her rock DJ work. (not a morning show, though!) Her name is all over her page and people will write on her wall with, “Hey, Lindsey!” Or “Hey, Linzy!” Seriously??? You can’t see above you?? People spell my name “Tamera” a lot too.
Ugh!
My personal annoyance? Going the speed limit or below in the left lane, and keeping pace with someone in the right lane, and then there’s like a 20 car line behind both of very impatient people. S/O to those..you-know-whats.
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Okay, no kidding, I was going to write the same exact thing. I hate left lane drivers! Was just behind one tonight and every time I tried to pass (on the right because he was obvs blocking the proper lane) he would speed up! S/O to $*(&#($ left laners who don’t belong there!
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CAPTCHA! Why do people still have this on their blog? Drives. Me. Nuts.
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Okay, you SO made me just go double check my post today to make sure that I spelled your name correctly! (I did)
And to those people who say you’re only fit because you don’t have kids: Bitches…make that jealous bitches (and I don’t use that term lightly!)
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I made it just under the wire! Woo hoo! I loved that post My Name is Not Joanne! S/O to people who make backhanded comments.
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This post is hilarious ! S/O to people who say he do or she do instead of he does /She does. The name S/O resonates with me. S/O to people who mispronounce my name and call me Robuter when I introduce myself as RoberTa. My favorite morning show is The Steve Harvey Morning Show with those Strawberry letters. I have a laughing good time every morning listening to Steve’s responses to the letters.
This was funny!!
S/O to all the people who have no kids but wanna give unsolicited parenting advice
I liked your S/O to people who think ur fit due to no kids….couldn’t be hard work and consistency or anything like that…nooooo
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My name is Joanna but everyone got it wrong so I always ask people to call me Jo.They still get that wrong.
S/O to the people that ask “Where they at?” Ummmm behind that preposition at the end of your sentence.
S/O to people that see you dressed for the day and say “Where are you headed dressed so nice (a maxi dress)?” Ummmmm I have this on for this same event…. Right now!
I love shout outs! We gotta do this again!